Kitty's Twisted Fairy Tale Ch. 1



Kitty looked over at the three youths in front of her and smiled. For once she was glad that Jubes had called her and asked her to help babysit the three young mutants in front of her, they having been called to Muir Island for physicals among other minor medical details. The other X-men were there as well, but they were not being difficult in the "it is bedtime" category. Now the three boys in front of her refused to go to sleep. Kitty looked over at Jubilee who gave her a helpless look in return and she then looked back at the boys and smiled mischieviously. "Okay kids...you don't want to go to sleep right now huh???" The boys all nodded in synchronition it seemed, and she laughed softly under her breath, "Okay...how about I tell you all a story to help you fall asleep???" The green skinned youth by the name of Leech looked up at her, his teddy bear stuffed under his arm, "Leech would like to hear a story and so would Artie." It still amazed Kitty that Leech seemed to know what the young visual telepath thought before he could project it, but when Artie projected the picture of a story book and lots of knights fighting dragons she knew that Leech had once again hit the nail right on the head. She then looked over to Franklin who nodded enthusiastically, "That would be great Ms. Kitty." Kitty almost laughed at the name that young Franklin Richards had dubbed her, but managed to keep silent. She quickly searched her mind for a story, and thinking about it, knew that only one story beared continuing, "Okay kids...this story is going to take a little background for you to understand about it. It begins with a story I started a couple of years ago to lull my friend Illayna to sleep at night. I simply called the story "The Fairy Tale"..." Kitty quickly filled in the three boys in front of her about the cast of characters she had in the last story, of a young woman by the name of Pirate Kitty, her first mate Collosus, her dragon Lockheed, the goofy wizard, the Prince with the cursed eyes, the princess who had gotten cursed and was later rescued, the genie who had to prove herself again, and of course the Fiend With No Name and the unforgettable Bamf! After she had finished the story the boys looked up at her and demanded another story. She smiled as she said, "Alright...the only character still in this story is the Fiend with No Name, and maybe the Prince and his lady." She then looked at the children before her and smiled, "Okay...we got to introduce new characters into this mix, so pay attention...I'm going to call this story..."


A Twisted Fairy Tale

Our cast of characters...

Kitty Pryde as...The Dragon Lady

Piotr Rasputin as...The Prince of Russiania

Pete Wisdom as...The dark knight

Logan as...The Fiend With No Name

Kurt as...The Bamf!

Lockheed as...The Dragon King

Cable as...The good Prince and Link

X-Force as...Link's Merry Band

Rachel Summers as...The fairy queen

Storm as...The Storm Fairy

Scott and Jean Summers as...the Good King and Queen of the Land

Apocolypse as...the Evil fairy King

Xavier as...The Old King

And others that I shall of course make up as I go along.

Now onto the story...


ONCE Upon a time in a land far far away...

There lived a princess. She was considered one of the most beautiful women in all the land, and all knights competed for her favor. Her heart, however, belonged to only one though...his name was Nicolas. King of the foreign country of Russiania, the handsome young prince also loved the princess...until one day the prince went on a crusade to stop some evil doers in the Southern country...where the evil fairy King lurked, and where the Old King Charles had disappeared many years before...in an attempt to stop the evil he had gotten encased in an evil crystal, and thus remained until the Chosen One comes and frees him from his evil prision. While he was gone from her, there was a fire withing the palace where the princess resided. Horribly scarred, and one of the few survivors, the princess needed the love of Nicolas even more, but it was not to be. The prince returned and came to her one day, not to proclaim his love and move up their planned marriage however, now he was there to tell her of his guilt. While he had been on a crusade in the north he had fallen in love with another...and thus he wished to marry her instead of the princess. The princess was devastated, and ran out into one of the worst blizzards the North Country in which she lived had ever seen. That was the last anyone ever saw of Princess Kate again.

She ran, without proper protection against the elements, until her limbs froze and she fell in the snow...ready to die and escape the pain of her life. She did not know however, that one of the dragons that all thought dead during the great wars had been watching her since she was a small girl...realizing that this one woman held the power of the dragons, and could thus call them to her. This woman perhaps has the power to save us all, the old dragon thought as he looked down at her, and perhaps kill the humans that had taken so many of their numbers. He called upon one of his comrades, the Storm Fairy, to lighten the storm enough so that he could take the creature back with him to his lair in the mountains. There the princess recovered her physical strength, but nothing the dragon master could do could take away her hatred and pain that the young prince had wrought on her heart. Realizing that she could understand and talk to the dragons she then learned their ways and denounced her human heritage. She embraced the ways of the dragons and started to build up a blockade to stop them from being invaded by the outside world...to protect the rest of the dragons from the inevitable exinction if she did nothing...and she refused to think of the world outside her home, content to fly on the dragons' backs and while away her days arguing philosophy with the dragon King, Locksteed.

While she was gone she did not realize the tragedy that had unfolded in her absence. The King and Queen had finally had a child whom they named Christopher. Good Prince Christopher was a beautiful child, and the proud parents planned a party in his honor...the celebration was short lived, for lurking in the shadows was the evil Fairy Lord Ensabanar, who knowing that the prince would one day destroy him, cast a curse on him...a disease that would eventually kill the prince. The parents watched in horror as their son slowly died before them. The king was finally left alone with his son and was about to tell him his final goodbyes, when suddenly the room filled with a magnificant brilliance and floating before them was the good Fairy Queen, Rachel. Rachel looked down at the child, and loving the King and Queen like her own parents she gave the Good King a way to save his son...she would take the child far away, and break the curse over him so that he would survive, but no one must ever know that the child had not died in the chamber that day. Not knowing what else to do the King agreed, and watched as his child and a good portion of his heart and soul left with the fairy queen.

The "death" of the prince threw the kingdom into chaos and for many years it reigned, but then something happened to make all of the players and characters come into the game...the ultimate game between good and evil.

The whole series of events started when a dark knight realized the error of his ways and turned to the side of good. The knight, simply going by the name of Wisdom, refused to kill the Good King when ordered to by his bosses in an evil army for the Evil Fairy King. The Evil Fairy King tried to have him killed, but he the knight managed to use his enchanted sword at the last moment to teleport into the mountains. Gravely injured, the knight waited for death to claim him, and finally lost consciousness. He was unprepared when he awoke to find a woman standing above him. Reaching for his sword he was prepared to defend himself, but the woman just laughed with a touch of bitterness, "Don't worry about it warrior. I won't harm you. I simply go by the name of The Dragon Lady...and you???" He was impressed with the woman's visage, which, while scarred slightly was still beautiful he answered, "I am called Wisdom." He then, at her prompting told her about all that had happened past the point she had left, he not knowing who she was or how she came to be where she was now. She waited until the end of the story and then looked to the Dragon Master, her distress portraying itself to him, "I do not care for the affairs of most of the outside world, but I DO care for the Good King and Queen...they were my friends Locksteed...what should I do...from what this man tells me the evil is spreading and will soon reach here whether we like it or not...we got to do something to stop the eventual fall of good..for our kingdom." The dragon Master, while not overly pleased with her logic, knew that she was right and therefore agreed that to go and help was the best course of action. The dragon Lady then stood on the summit and cast a spell of summoning, summoning the dragons to her side to help in the coming battle...knowing they had to hurry. She also called up something she hoped to never have to call on...pulling out a small bottle she took out the cork with a faint pop, and out popped...THE BAMF!

The Bamf shook it's head and gazed around dazedly, "Woah...get one evil sorceress mad and look where it lands ya...in a bottle. The world was then punished and not able to partake of my great charm and wit." The little creature then looked up at the woman before him and smiled hugely, "HELLOOOO NUUURSSEE!!!" The Dragon Lady cursed as he flung himself into her arms and tried to kiss her, "Look you little miserable degrading..." Running out of nasty names to call the creature in her arms she simply spread them wide and let him fall flat on his butt. Hitting the ground with a muffled thump, the Bamf then looked at her and smiled hugely, "Oh goody...I love it when a woman plays hard to get!!!" He then disappeared in a cloud of of smoke and with a strong smell of sulfur and once again landed in her arms. She looked over at the Dark knight and smiling at the creature in her arms, too sweetly to be taken seriously said, "Guess what??? This man is going to give you a woman when we get done defeating the evil that once threatened the good queen and my cousin Pirate Kitty...that is IF you help us." The Bamf smiled at her delighted at the prospect and running his hand suggestively up her arm replied, "Suuuurrreee a woman...uh huh...right *nudge nudge wink wink* we'll go with that." He then gave her a humongous smile and turned toward the knight, a look of jealously immediately coming across his face, "And who pray TELL is this???" The Dragon Lady made the introductions, and then left the room...muttering about how it was that a small miserable @#$@#%$# could be of any help to them she would never know, and the Bamf followed her curvy shape with his eyes as she left. He then looked at the knight and muttered something that sounded suspiciously like, "I hope you get the pox and die." Wisdom's head snapped up at that comment, eyes glaring as he asked, "WHAT did you say???" The Bamf looked down at the pointed end of the sword the knight had just recieved back into his possession and gulped, "I said that a woman like that can certainly get by." The knight snarled under his breath, spouting out worse curse words then the woman had and stalked from the room...a little blue creature laughing mischieviously after him.